Brand-new old games.

Cheese, cookies, and eggs, served on period hardware.

The games

  • Cheesed! title painting: a caped mouse holds a glowing cheese aloft on a crag, a huge cat lunging behind her and a castle under lightning in the distance.

    Cheesed!

    The Mouse. The Cheese. The Destiny.

    v0.1.2, released 2 November 2026
    DOS PC, VGA 320×200

  • Cookie D'oh! title screen: a marquee reading Accept All Cookies over a cookie conveyor, with a cookie consent banner offering Accept All and a greyed-out Reject.

    Cookie D'oh!

    Accept all Cookies.

    v0.2.2, released 2 November 2026
    C64 and Amiga-era arcade

  • The handheld's LCD: the wolf with his basket between four chicken coops, eggs rolling down the ramps toward him.

    Nu, pogodi!

    Ну, погоди! Catch every egg before it hits the ground.

    v0.1.1, released 3 November 2026
    Elektronika IM-02 LCD handheld, 1984

  • A city skyline of red, grey and teal tower blocks under a blue sky and a smiling sun; a gorilla stands on a rooftop at each side, a banana in flight between them.

    QBasic Gorillas

    Two gorillas, one skyline, exploding bananas.

    v0.2.1, released 8 November 2026
    DOS PC, QBasic 1.1, EGA 640×350

  • A worn red leather notebook lying slightly askew on a dark wooden desk marked with tea rings; its gilt title reads The Lock-Keeper's Night.

    The Lock-Keeper's Night

    The coroner comes at three.

    v0.1.1, released 9 November 2026
    A constable's notebook, autumn 1923